Insult Messages (Total 24 messages)

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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Insult SMS

Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Insult SMS

U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!!

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Insult SMS

Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,
Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Insult SMS

Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Insult SMS

Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Insult SMS

Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Insult SMS

Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana chahiye... Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye..

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Insult SMS

Arz kiya hai... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam.

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Insult SMS

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Insult SMS

Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....

Fuddu se yaad aaya

Kaisa hai tu..!!

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Insult SMS

4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Insult SMS

Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya hota?
Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai...

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Insult SMS

Aapke haath me
mobile hai..
Chehere pe khubh c
smile hai...
SMS ki aChchi khasi
File hai...
Phir bhi
SMS nahi karte...
yaar, yeh kaun sa
stupid style hai??

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Insult SMS

No visits...
no calls..
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls..
I'm worried...
kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Insult SMS

One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Insult SMS

Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Insult SMS

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Insult SMS

Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.

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