Naughty Messages (Total 47 messages)

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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Naughty SMS

Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si,
te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai.
Sab time-time di gal hai!

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Naughty SMS

A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Naughty SMS

Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai?
Mom: Haan.
Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega?

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Naughty SMS

Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata?
Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti.

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Naughty SMS

Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Naughty SMS

Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi...
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Naughty SMS

INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR... Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR... aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar...

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Naughty SMS

School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...!

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Naughty SMS

Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein Skin, Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet, par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate????
Jaago Grahak Jaago!

 
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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Naughty SMS

When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment,
when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Naughty SMS

Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Naughty SMS

He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Naughty SMS

Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!

ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Naughty SMS

Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Naughty SMS

Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Naughty SMS

Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women
A: magnets have a positive side

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Naughty SMS

Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun.

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