Political Messages (Total 20 messages)

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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Political SMS

Why does Arj*n S*ngh have sex only 3 days a week?
Coz for 3 days his wife is reserved for SC/ST & on Sundays for OBC.

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Political SMS

Crash courses for general category.
Rickshaw pulling diploma after MBBS.
Shoe polich diploma after MBA.
Sweaper degree after engineering.
Contact: UPA Institute for BEDAGARK of India.

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Political SMS

We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in.

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Political SMS

Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party.

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Political SMS

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Political SMS

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Political SMS

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Political SMS

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Political SMS

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Political SMS

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy.

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Political SMS

Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Political SMS

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Political SMS

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Political SMS

A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Political SMS

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Political SMS

In politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you.

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Political SMS

Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable; the principles of it are troublesome.

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Political SMS

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.

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