Naughty Messages (Total 47 messages)

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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Naughty SMS

Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!

 
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Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3 inch floppy.

 
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Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day. She'll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u'll hv a child on children`s day. Don't try this on everybody. U'll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day)

 
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It's short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Naughty SMS

Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.

 
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A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, "Dentist caught filling wrong cavity".

 
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Colour of underwear reflects your mood:
Red - Wild,
Black - Sexy,
Blue - Romantic,
Pink - Seductive
White - Calm,
Yellow - time to change your undrewear!

 
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An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?
Mallika: I go back to my home!

 
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Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Naughty SMS

Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.

 
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Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Naughty SMS

Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?....

Because, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily.

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Naughty SMS

When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...


VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking.

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Naughty SMS

In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.

He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Naughty SMS

Why do 90%
of the girls have a bigger left breast ?
because....

90% of the
boys are
right handed..

 
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Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

 
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Sounds women make during sex.
1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah.
2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes.
3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more.
4) Religious - oh god. oh god.

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Naughty SMS

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."

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