Funny Messages (Total 67 messages)

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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Funny SMS

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have

Girlfriends

 
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An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them.
Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.

 
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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".

 
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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Funny SMS

A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...

 
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

 
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Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...

 
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Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Funny SMS

Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth

 
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Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Funny SMS

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Funny SMS

Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"

 
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  Submitted By: Harpreet in Funny SMS

Sometime I WISH
I was a BIRD...
So I could fly
over certain people AND
POOP on their HEADS!!!!
Hahahahahaha....

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